The classics may die hard, but they're never as impactful the second (or fiftieth) time remade. Join Snooty and Goon as they climb through this generic action movie. Unless you're afraid of heights, in which case you can listen in from the ground floor.
We need a teeny-tiny break from the jarring shock that was Infinity War's ending. And what better way to relax than by watching the MCU's oddest heroes pal around for a couple hours? Join Snooty and Goon as they size up this latest sequel from Marvel Studios!
Nobody has ever accused Snooty or Goon of being good at sports or even of just being good sports. But that won't stop them from squaring off with this latest ESPN-produced street baller comedy. Game on!
Life may have found a way, but perhaps it should have asked for directions instead. Snooty and Goon hack their way through this dinopalooza sequel, which is filled with nonsense, bad science, baffling decisions, and way more fun than it should really have. How does it pack so much into its run time? The only way to find out is to study its DINO-DNA!
Better late than never, unless you need to save someone in the nick of time! Join Snooty and Goon as they power their way through this long-awaited sequel to one of Pixar's greatest hits. The heroes and villains haven't really changed, but the fights are prettier than ever!
Real talk: adapting an obscure Canadian manga-themed six volume graphic novel series that mined its deeply nostalgic visual aesthetic from 70s-era video games was never going to be a box office hit. But in the hands of Edgar Wright, it makes for one hell of a visual treat! Join Snooty and Goon in the WABAC as they look at this quirky little 2008 film that deserves a lot more attention than it got.
While Snooty is away, the Goon will play, and record a review by himself. But, is Goon savvy enough to tackle a straight to DVD sequel for a god awful movie? Grab your character sheets and your dice bags and find out now!
Star Wars prequels might not always be a sure bet, but it helps when they're about the most lovable rogue in the galaxy and his walking carpet copilot. Join Snooty, Goon, and Professor Science as they journey back a long, long time ago into a galaxy far, far away!
The Merc With The Mouth gets a sequel to his breakout 2016 hit, and it's even bigger and longer than the first one! Join Snooty and Goon as they take on this irreverent, yet weirdly earnest, comedic sendup of superhero films. No healing factor required!
Yippee ki-yay! It's time for a return to the action-thriller genre, this time headlined by a mom looking out for her family, coincidentally in time for Mother's Day! It's not the best movie of its kind, or even the best movie in theaters right now, but as far as Mother's Day gifts go, it still beats that homemade coupon book you were planning to give her.
WHO WAS RIGHT: GOON OR SNOOTY?
Why? Why is this a thing? Why again? Why not do it any differently from the original? There are so many "whys" in this remake, and no answers. So trust Snooty and Goon to get to the bottom of it all.