We don't need to compare this reboot to the beloved del Toro movie of 2004...but we will anyway. Even still, this movie completely fails on its own merits, and Snooty and Goon are excited to tell you why. Listen in for one hell of a review!
Having finally, fully committed to the idea that super hero movies should be fun, DC and Warner Bros bring you the ultimate teen power fantasy: a boy who can transform into Zachary Levi! Also, there are super powers. Click the link already!
The modern day swords-and-sorcery genre doesn't get enough love these days, which is why it's important to pay attention when it comes around again. Quest with Duke Snooty and Goon the Fool on an epic adventure full of magic, heroics, chivalry, all in a kid-friendly package! But be warned, it's strictly BYOS (bring your own sword).
This bold new interpretation of the Hans Christian Anderson classic has the courage to ask, "What if we took this story and made it stink like dead fish?" Snooty and Goon hold their noses and dive into this now-streaming mishmash of cliches and shoddy production values so you don't have to!
Warner Bros and J.K. Rowling perform some necromancy, stuffing more unlife into the wheezing corpse of this franchise so it can snatch a little more money out of its devoted fanbase. Bitter? Not at all! You'll be spellbound by Snooty and Goon as they dissect this walking cadaver of a movie!
A teensy incident at the Cineplex forced Snooty and Goon to call an audible. Instead of Molly's Game, they'll be looking at Bright, the latest big Netflix Original release. And oh boy, are they fired up about this one!
Someday her prince will come...but that day ain't today. This Disney Princess is more concerned with saving the world and keeping unruly demigods in line. That leaves Snooty and Goon wearing the glass slippers as they navigate the waters of Disney's latest animated masterpiece.
Marvel aims to recreate that old black magic with another origin story, this time with one of their oldest, most complex, and most confusing characters. Join cinema wizards Snooty and Goon as they decide if the good doctor made the grade or if he'll have to repeat the year at Hogwarts.
The only witch I want to find in the woods is a sand witch! Ha-haa! But seriously, this movie is terrible, and you should never go actively looking for paranormal crap in the forest. Camp responsibly.