An American remake of a 2011 foreign film that people could watch anyway if they just turned on subtitles? How could this not be a huge hit?!? Well, Snooty and Goon are here to tell you how.
The seedy underbelly of Los Angeles has never looked so fluffy! Join Snooty and Goon on a thrilling murder mystery that also doubles as a hilarious sendup of itself and the notion of puppet-based entertainment as a whole. Googly eyes will be supplied as needed.
Yippee ki-yay! It's time for a return to the action-thriller genre, this time headlined by a mom looking out for her family, coincidentally in time for Mother's Day! It's not the best movie of its kind, or even the best movie in theaters right now, but as far as Mother's Day gifts go, it still beats that homemade coupon book you were planning to give her.
WHO WAS RIGHT: GOON OR SNOOTY?
What do you do with a dark comedy that isn't funny, a thriller that isn't thrilling, a mystery with no mystery, and a satire with nothing to say? You call it Suburbicon! Join Snooty and Goon as they bemoan this misfire of a movie, which gets it wrong from start to finish.
The only thing better than a nail-biter of a car chase is having just the right song blasting on the radio to accompany it. Hit the road with Snooty and Goon as they cruise through Edgar Wright's latest movie. It may have some potholes, but it's a hell of a ride.
After sitting through this movie, it's only natural to want a good, stiff drink. Lucky for us, prohibition is over, and so is this latest auteur-driven film by Ben Affleck. Join Snooty and Goon on what should have been a wild ride through the gangland Thirties in America, but what is instead something very, very different.