The summer of 2018 has chosen to accept yet another mission, which can only mean that Tom Cruise wants to put his life in danger again for our amusement. Join Snooty and Goon as they discuss what gives this franchise its staying power. It's a totally possible mission!
It's a true story, and an incredible story, but is it a good story to make into a movie? Snooty and Goon grapple with that question as they follow the exciting life and times of Tom Cruise as a patriotic smuggler extraordinaire!
Editor's Note: Snooty can't correctly say the last name of director Doug Liman because he's secretly also a goon. Don't tell anyone.
And for a shorter version of the film...
It's the dawn of the shared universe that no one wanted (unless you count Dracula Untold, which we absolutely do). Trek with Snooty and Goon through the deserts of Iraq and the secret underground hoopla of London as they follow Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in their quest to milk as much money out of cheesy movie monsters as possible.
This week, Tom Cruise's mission, which he chose to accept, was to be beaten at the box office by a Tyler Perry Halloween-themed Madea movie. Your brain will now self-destruct in ten seconds.