It's the dawn of the shared universe that no one wanted (unless you count Dracula Untold, which we absolutely do). Trek with Snooty and Goon through the deserts of Iraq and the secret underground hoopla of London as they follow Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in their quest to milk as much money out of cheesy movie monsters as possible.
Ah, the Seventies. A time when America was politically divided and tumultuous, gas prices were skyrocketing, moral decay set the conservatives alight with righteous outrage, and good people struggled to make a difference in a corrupted corporate-dominated system.
...are we sure this movie is a period piece?
Nice guys finish last, but they still finish.