Don't go in the water! Seriously, if it means seeing The Meg, then don't go in the water. You're better off watching literally any other shark movie. Yes, that includes the Sharknado sequels. Also, as I type this, I just learned that"Sharknado" is a valid word in my spellchecker, so I guess that's where we are as a culture. That makes me a little sadder.
They're tiny, they're blue, they're probably communists, and they're back where they belong, in a pastoral Belgian fantasy land without a skyscraper or a live-action human to be seen. Join Snooty and Goon as they smurf their way to the heart of this story, smurfing a few life lessons along the way.