Breaking News! It's 2018, and the government is still at war with news media! Join Snooty and Goon as they watch Spielberg's historical, allegorical, illuminative take on a 1970s scandal and its implications for the world today. And to make sure you pay attention, it stars Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep!
Who were the two most influential people of the twentieth century? Well, obviously, one of them is Hitler. But the History Channel has his stuff covered, so let's watch a movie about a shady president and a confusing, eclectic musician instead.
One is nothing but a hound dog, and the other is not a crook.