Marvel is back with their newest hero, and she's Totally Nineties! Dig out your old dial-up modems and download this latest episode as Snooty and Goon go through the MCU's newest flashback origin story. It's tubular! Was "tubular" in the Nineties, or was that earlier?
Warner Bros and J.K. Rowling perform some necromancy, stuffing more unlife into the wheezing corpse of this franchise so it can snatch a little more money out of its devoted fanbase. Bitter? Not at all! You'll be spellbound by Snooty and Goon as they dissect this walking cadaver of a movie!
Adventure! Intrigue! Excitement! All of these things were promised, and all of them were delivered with the digital fanfare worthy of a Star Wars prequel. Snooty and Goon hop into their WABAC to take a look at this early-2000s love letter to the action serials of yesteryear. Take to the skies and fly along!
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Do you like gritty reboots? How about sword-and-sorcery fantasy? Realistic, brutal fighting? Medieval political intrigue? A gripping Chosen One narrative? Frenetic action sequences? Well, then this movie has what you're looking for. All of it. All at once. And that leaves Snooty and Goon to try and pull apart this mess of an adaptation looking for something of merit.