Valentine's Day is here, and 20th Century Fox has finally given us a love story worthy of the holiday. He's the Merc with a Mouth, and she's a Lady Fair. What happens when sparks fly between this comic book odd couple? Snooty and Goon give you all the details of this star-crossed romance! Eat it, Nicholas Sparks!
Also, a lot of people die. Like, almost everybody. It's fucking brutal.