Remember when heroes smiled and were uplifting? You will after this film! Join Snooty and Goon as they take a trip back to the first World War to see the fight for mankind's soul. It turns out mustard gas and artillery shells ain't got nuthin' on a magic lasso!
Your favorite based-on-a-theme-park-ride franchise is back again, searching for new treasure when what it really needs is a fresh idea. Grab your rum and join Snooty and Goon as they sail through these well-traveled waters for more drunken adventures on the high seas.
Did Prometheus leave you feeling unsatisfied? Did you miss all of the alien stuff that makes an Alien film? Well, forget that shit, because we're putting aliens in everything! There's so many callbacks, so many disposable humans, untrustworthy androids, and Xenomorphs that even a Facehugger couldn't wrap around it all! So launch into it here with Snooty and Goon, and mind the eggs!
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Do you like gritty reboots? How about sword-and-sorcery fantasy? Realistic, brutal fighting? Medieval political intrigue? A gripping Chosen One narrative? Frenetic action sequences? Well, then this movie has what you're looking for. All of it. All at once. And that leaves Snooty and Goon to try and pull apart this mess of an adaptation looking for something of merit.
The Space Avengers are back to fight another space villain to save all of space! And along the way, they'll teach Snooty and Goon how to love, laugh, bicker, triumph, and be a space family. So strap on your Walkman and crank up the review!
How could a movie packed to the gills with mega-stars and centered around a timely, critical debate about privacy and technology possibly fail? As Snooty and Goon discover, the filmmakers found a way.
Goon calls an audible as he and Snooty review this sleeper success on its way to wider recognition! This movie has monsters, beer, romance, mystery, and a lot of heart. It has everything! So then why do its stakes feel so personal? And why does that make it even better?
The family is back to steal some stuff, violate various nations' sovereignty, endanger innocent bystanders, and cause enough property damage to make you wonder if it wouldn't be cheaper just to let the villains win this time. Shift into gear with Snooty and Goon as they race through the latest in the franchise, reviewing faster and more furiously than ever before!
They're tiny, they're blue, they're probably communists, and they're back where they belong, in a pastoral Belgian fantasy land without a skyscraper or a live-action human to be seen. Join Snooty and Goon as they smurf their way to the heart of this story, smurfing a few life lessons along the way.
Transhumanism. Futurism. Technocracy. Spirituality. Individualism. The Singularity. None of these topics really matter in this by-the-numbers cop drama that forgets to be cyberpunk as it meanders toward its ending. Substream Magazine's Leigh Monson joins Snooty and Goon as they slog through any number of missed opportunities in this week's film autopsy.